Friend: Hey, it's 13 fucking days before New Moon!

Moi: You excited?

Moi: FUCK UP, TWILIGHTARD!

Friend: Woah, woah. Don't get me wrong! I just can't help but say it.

Friend: 13 days is always something, ya know.

Moi: 13 is just a number. November 20 is just another fucking day.

Friend: Twilight aside, I'm a fan of DMC!

Moi: Devil May Cry?

Friend: Yep and Detroit Metal City!

Moi: Oh, that anime with cheap Revoltechs?

Friend: It's fucking awesome, you'll love it.

Moi: Whatever. I'll go watch it.

KOROSE KOROSE KOROSE SUBETTE YO KOROSEEE!

Great. Now I can't get this song out of my head. -_-;

5. So flavorful that it's so nice to suck BUT

4. Costs 10 fucking pesos in the Philippines when there's something much better and cheaper like those light-up lollies.

3. It's certainly NOT the Lollipop which Bayonetta is sucking = [link]

2. "Chuppa" is the Tagalog slang for "Fellatio"
Because of that goddamn word, a famous and good-mannered TV host in the Philippines got suspended for two fucking months [link]

1. Chupa Chups aka: "Fellatiopops" has joined the TWILIGHT SAGA FAGGOTRY. [link]

Top 5 AMVs which could have rocked YouTube but sadly doesn't have.

5. Genesis Rhapsodos with the song "Shall Never Surrender" by James "Shyboy" Arnold (Devil May Cry 4)

4. Bayonetta vs Jeanne with the song "Red Faction" by MELL (Black Lagoon)

3. Final Fantasy Tactics' Church of Glabados with the song "Pretender" by James La Brie

2. Bartz vs Exdeath battle in Dissidia FF with the song Worthless as the Sun Above Clouds by Junya Motomura (Guilty Gear 2 Overture)

1. Bayonetta x Luca with the song "Tactics" by Lex Lang (Rurouni Kenshin) [link]

...AND ANOTHER MUST-SEE AMV:

The Wrong "Fags" to fuck with: Dissidia Final Fantasy Cosmos Boys with this song [link]
(Please don't talk about that Host Club here. Thanks)

Move over, Jesse James and Butch Cassidy. Your duo names are so overused. XD

Check these out:

Gundam Wing-pwnsome
5. Hero Dorian

Kuro--wut?
4. Ciel Michaels

Ohhh Yuri!
3. Jeanne Bayonet

Valkyrie -effing- Profile
2. Alicia Dallas

(I'm so gonna kill anyone with that family name naming their daughter that! LOL j/k)

...and the most awesome name in the world:
1. Axel Xavier Roxas
Axel X Roxas for short.
(Roxas pronounced as Rohas)

I coined more but I don't remember the others. Meanwhile, here are those that I remember:

Cackt Gamui
Any over-confident but FUGLY Gackt cosplayer.
Also denoted as "Gackt Warui" (Bad-looking Gackt)

NOT to be used on the following people:
- Dallas
- Genesis Rhapsodos
- Kamui Gakupo
- Lau Wong
- The most notable Singaporean cosplayer of Genesis Rhapsodos. [link]
-...and anyone (including pop culture characters) that the society (not just their close friends) deem as Gackty-good enough.

Drama Quinn
"Drama Queen." Genesis Rhapsodos with slight reference to his pwnsome English voice actor.

EMO: Extremely Misunderstood One [link]
Originally intended for a lesser-known character of the Valkyrie Profile series named Dallas. But this acronym is now being loosely used by YouTubers to denote Cloud and/orSquall.

FAILucard [link]
The "Alucard Teppes" action figure by NECA.

Gackips
Spin-off of Gakipu. "So, I herd you haet Gackips?"

Gackt-Kata
Ultimate lulz technique that only "pretty" boys can do.

Gackth Vader
Gackt Camui himself when he tells Genesis "Luke, I am your father."

Gacktmatton Cleric
Practitioners of Gackt-Kata.

Gacktsodos
Denotes people who are too lazy to spell "Genesis Rhapsodos" (or even just Genesis) in Crisis Core message boards so they type "Gackt" instead. Also used on people that actually believe that Genesis and Gackt is just one person.

Do not use this on to those that are sane enough to believe Genesis is actually a tribute character for Gackt Camui

Gacktzblue: Emo Trigger [link]
Denotes Genesis Rhapsodos as Jin Kisaragi (Gacktsaragi / Kisaragackt) stalking either Kamui Gakupo, Lau wong or even Dallas while screaming out loud "LONG TIME NO SEE, BROTHER(S)!"

Gacktzillion
Numerical denotation for the number of Genesis Copies in Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII.

Gacquilibrium
A term I used to denote Gackt's invasion in the compilation of Final Fantasy VII (especially Crisis Core wherein there is a Gacktzillion Genesis clones).

Gacksidia
A future Dissidia game that may include Genesis Rhapsodos as Chaos' warrior representative from Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII.

Gakipu
GACKyrie Profile (GAKIri PUrofairu). Dallas for short.

Gaynesick Raperdork [link]
Self-explanatory.

Ginal Gacktasy VII
Same as Gacquilibrium.

John Gackton
The Gackt-Kata practitioner that gives the most lulz.

Shoutama
Shouta-Akuma (Little Devil). Ciel Phantomhive for short.

Valkyrie Pro-phile [link] <-- GO OOGLE THIS! XD
A person whose excessively addicted to Valkyrie Profile. Denotes either those that love to mash on those buttons or anyone that loves to oogle the ladies in VP Silmeria that are designed by famed Ecchi character illustrator Shunya Yamashita.

WHAT THE FUCKT / FACKT?!
What Zack Fair would likely say upon seeing either Kamui Gakupo, Lau Wong or Dallas.