Professor: Okay, class. We're here to talk about the phases of the moon.

Professor: New Moon is...?

Classmate: *raises hand*

Professor: Yes?

Classmate: The second of the Twilight Saga!

Me: *knocks on the table then raises hand* P.O.I.!

*POI: Point Of Information, one of the rules of Debate when the "other" side is speaking.

Classmate: ...

Me: (note: speaking in full English here) MISS SANTOS, will you refrain from saying tarty things and something unrelated to science in this class? You're disrupting the mood AND motion of the class. Thank you.

Professor: Indeed. What is New Moon...in it's true meaning?

Me: It is the phase wherein the moon is between the Earth and the Sun and therefore the darkside of its face is seen on the earth. It's often represented by a black circle.

Professor: Thank you Miss -----za. Next is the Crescent Moon. Who can give the reason why it happens?

Me: *sits down and whispers to her male seat mate* Heh. There is no Twilight Saga title called "Crescent." Mikazuki wa nande mou nai. -_-;

Guy: LOL no. Crescent is the title of the "sixth" book! *sarcasm* Its begging to be said. LOL.

Me: Epic comment is epic. Definitely.

Guy: Seriously, what the fuck is a Midnight Sun?

Me: It's the time of the day when spiky-haired dudes started becoming true morons.

Guy: Definitely!

Hatred is what drives me!
By my sword,
Know this pain!
- Gabranth (DFF)

My hatred for Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga is more than platonic in nature.

I am a person who do not(and would NEVER) regret being kicked out of some asshole organization. Some people can attest to this, I swear by my "damned" honor as a Square-Enix loyalist. Go drag me out in whatever organization you want me to be dragged out but heed me ~ I stand by my truthful words and I don't care if you're a fucking moderator whose just lacking some pat in the back from lady luck herself or just relying on your rank to gather some "loyal" peers.

Oh and be wary, if I happened to be of higher rank than you in an organization you'd like to drag me out, you'll end up looking like a classical villain whose fitting end is to die in despair. So keep your distance, motherfucker.

As I say, Love me, hate me...but NEVER lie to me.

Go ahead and have me banned you Devart jerks that don't find this anyhow comfortable. You jerks who don't know your place and would snoop into other people's journals. Heh. At least I am truthful to my words and I will stand by it no matter what.

After all, those who lie and keep silent about the truth will have more guilt than those who get banned from some damn site for swearing all the truth to the world!

I happened to read the Twilight Saga's books, all four fucking books, and had instead read it than levelling up my precious trap named Kuja in Dissidia Final Fantasy. Even if I didn't liked it at first, I still read it just to get along with the fad. As you know, the people of the Failippines are so into whatever bullshit is in the air such as METEOR GARDEN, F4 (FUCK THESE FAGS!!!), BOYS OVER FLOWERS and etc etc which are just as tarty as Twilight.

[[ Oh shit, I so can't wait to see a tarty bitching fan of F4 from the Philippines reacting to this! ]]

...but I like Hana Yori Dango and J-Doramas. The original Japanese version. LOL, srsly.
Sadly, they don't get too much love in this retarded fucking country.

Seeing Twilight reminds me of how I betrayed myself just to try and make friends...but I fucking failed.
AND of all the things I hate is betraying myself even by a pinch. It's because it turns out to be that most Failipinos are more tarty than how they appear. Especially those bitching smartasses from the University of Santo Tomas. TAKE NOTE: USTe. That's how people are like in the oldest university in Asia. Awesome isn't it?

I remember a wise saying from a local film that "Fight for whatever you like, whatever that makes you really happy. It's not like you're killing somebody or taking drugs with liking the damn thing. As long as it makes you happy and free of guilt, whatever you do is right. Let alone the hypocritical society."

FUCK YEAH.

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That aside, it's time for a little raving.

My expectations for this year / actual arrival dates of my stuff. Excluding the monthly dose of sexily indecent Queen's Blade thingnamajigs (or more like "thingnamajugs?" )

January 2010
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood Play Arts Kai: Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric and Roy Mustang

February 2010
Resident Evil / Biohazard 5 Play Arts Kai: Chris Redfield and Sheva Alomar

March, April
*Recharge Funds...onslaught coming...*

May 2010
Final Fantasy XIII Play Arts Kai Shiva's Bike, Lightning, Snow Villiers and Oerba Dia Vanille

June 2010
Twilight Saga: Eclipse with a nice dose of tart-loli Dakota Fanning...BULLSHIT!

Kingdom Hearts II volume 2 Sora Santa Costume and King Mickey Valor Form

PS: Square-Enix, please don't release the "Final Form" Mickey from BBS. I'm gonna kill you all.

July 2010
Final Fantasy XIII Play Arts Kai Sazh Katroy, Hope Estheim and Oerba Yun Fang

August 2010
My first and possibly last Medicom RAH (guess who!)

September 2010
Final Fantasy XIII Play Arts Kai Odin

Indefinite
Devil May Cry 4 Play Arts Kai: Dante and Nero
Bayonetta Play Arts Kai: Bayonetta and Jeanne

Geez, another dream which caused me to wake up around 10 am today. -_-;

As a result, my parents already went to the mall to buy the stuff for New Year's Eve.

But you know, even if Cullen wants to mess my life in the Dream World; I am glad to have protectors that are willing to risk their life even if fame...or lack of it, rather; is such an insidious torturer of the mind.

I have four protectors by my side, like the four winds that surround the earth and would vanish to cease all life in the end times ~

Jean from Queen's Blade Spiral Chaos
Dallas from Valkyrie Profile II Silmeria
Zack from Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII
...and Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.

Our stage is the ruins of Wallachia... a castle of a legendary vampire desecrated by an overrated modern-day bloodsucker and his three brides.

I am a Knight from the order of Libra (we're gunblade-wielding knights, btw). I disguised myself as a man in order to enter the ranks of knighthood and to advance through ranks that will enable me to avenge the death of all that I deem important. Their deaths were at the hands of Edward Cullen, aka: Count Dracula, whose seeking his last refuge in the ruins of the Castle of Wallachia.

However, my secret was soon discovered and the Order expelled me, leaving me with no means to support myself in my campaign against the World's True Enemy until the four men came to my aid.

The two brunette sorcerers were avenging the death of their master, a good-hearted man named Hiro while Zack is avenging the death of his girlfriend whom he first thought was killed by one of the SOLDIERs but actually by Cullen...and Edward Elric whose there to simply prove that he's the greatest Edward.

"You don't even make me drop a single saliva!" - Jean to Bella.

Bodyguard Mage Jean acts as the healer of the party. He's generally weak but he gives all that he can for the party. He also summons female monsters in the field which acted as a distraction for the Brides of Dracula (Edward Cullen acting the role of Dracula with three brides. Bella and two others...dunno who. Stephenie and Victoria perhaps.)

"Fame is but a cruel mistress that shall never dominate me!" - Dallas to E. Cullen

Archmagus Dallas is the long-range attacker, firing black magick spells that are more powerful than those from a well-known Alexandrian trap.

"Without hesitation! Here we goooo!!!" - Zack

SOLDIER First-Class Zack Fair is the powerhouse whose able to score big hits despite his lack of godspeed agility. His DMW is also working during the battle so we get to see him execute cool moves like the Meteor Shots, Rush Assault and etc. Also, the DMW reels have added Jean, Dallas and Elric; enabling him to use more Limit Breaks.

"Size doesn't matter and I'll prove it to you right here and right NOW!" - Elric to Cullen

...and last but not the least but the one that actually slayed Cullen ~
Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist. His attacks deal average damage but his agility is godspeed. He is also able to change his weapon from an axe to a hammer and then to the long lance which he used to pierce the heart of the world's most despicable vampire.

Then, I actually dreamt about a future possible English Voice Actor for Jean.
If I could recognize it, it's ~ Sam Riegel!

Dallas is of course, Yuri Lowenthal. No one can change that. -_-;
Then Zack is Rick Gomez (oh of courses!) and Edward ELRIC Brotherhood version is a reprisal of role from everyone's favorite Vic Mignogna.

After the battle, Dallas seals Cullen and his brides (which includes Bella and two others) to the time of the past...back to the Stone Age.

The Victory Fanfare played. All of us posed except Dallas who simply walked away, saying that he does not want to be credited alongside the others because it will surely give him fame and that he repeated his quote...

"Fame is but a cruel mistress that shall never dominate me!"

However, Zack pulled Dallas by the fringe bangs. Dallas angrily retaliated that Zack could've just pulled him by the arm but Zack stuck a tongue out, saying that he likes to do it to wussy androgynes such as Dallas' "big shot evil twin brother" back in The Planet.

Dallas, having no choice but to try and please Zack, pulled his Victory pose...which is actually a pose for the Teleportation Magick. After waving at everyone, he vanished from sight.

Zack was the next to leave, saying that he will find Dallas and ask for a sparring session.
Edward Elric left with Zack, saying nothing except a thumbs up sign.

They all left me with Jean who invites me to come with him to see a beauty pageant of Queen's Blade cosplayers. He says it with a perverse drool which made me annoyed to the point that I left him drooling at the very spot where the World's True Enemy was felled.

At this point, I'm still arranging the figures my new Display Cabinet.

This is the finalized placement of the figures with illustrations of the actual risers used. [link]

It's kinda annoying that at this point, I have no more space for upcoming figures beyond Bayonetta and DMC4's release. Heck, I barely have space for them. -_-;

Perhaps I should have another one made sometime next year?

Geez.
There goes again my funds for that annoyingly overrated Advent Pieces. -_-;

Honestly, I don't find it a good joke that a random sick-ass person out there is wishing for Play Arts figures of those jerkasses and bitches from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga.

We all know how sane is Square-Enix compared to Max Factory who made not just one but FOUR action figures of a random gay porn star that happened to have a trite Nico Nico Douga notoriety.

Secondly, Square-Enix owes Final Fantasy fans a shitload of Play Arts action figures of
BARRET WALLACE
SEIFER ALMASY
CID HIGHWIND
RUDE
LOZ
YAZOO
GENESIS RHAPSODOS
ANGEAL HEWLEY
SOLDIER SECOND-CLASS ZACK FAIR
TSENG
CISSNEI
TERRA BRANFORD
SETZER GABBIANI
CECIL "LUSTFUL LALI-HO" HARVEYWENTHAL with a that SMUT Magazine
KEFKA PALAZZO
FRAN
BASCH FON RONSENBURG
PENELO
HOVERBIKE
JIHL NABAAT
YAAG ROSCH
NOCTIS LUCIUS CAELUM
STELLA NOX FLEURET
CID RAINES
XEMNAS
ORGANIZATION XIII ROXAS
LENNETH VALKYRIE
LEZARD VALETH
WYLF-EMO-FRED
...AND ETC ETC. GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING YES!!!

But you know how I really feel on top of being disgusted with those jerkass Twilightard jokes?
As an action figure collector for almost a decade now;
Heck, I've only been a Twilight hater for less than a year so ~
I feel goddamn sorry for Twilight since a good toy company is yet to pick up the franchise:

You have tarty Barbie figures with no shlong and cunt by Mattel.
You have shit-faced NECA action figures spanning 2 sets and 1 deluxe box set now (a total of 7 fuckload figures)
You have a limited edition SDCC Edward Cullen Medicom RAH rip-off by a company called Hungry...but still failed to make the asshole look like Robert Pattison.

And you goddamn fake Square-Enix loyalists that love to make a joke out of this, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
It's because you make me pity you along with the toys made for the Twilight franchise since you would rather make a sick joke than to be able to buy anymore products by Square-Enix.
Zanendattara ne!